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If it's too good to be true, it's not true. Switch to bitch mode.

بدون توضيح

هو: حاولت الاتصال بك ولكن لاسباب لا اعلمها لم يكن هناك اي جواب منك. من الممكن ان تكوني مشغولة ولكن كان باستطاعتك الرجوع الي. طباع شبيه بالمد والجزر وانت لا تريدين مضايقتي, لم تتخذي قرارا ولم تختارين. بالحقيقة لم افهم اي شئ. لم اكن أريد ان ينتهي ذلك المساء, ولكن لم اجد عندك الرغبة. في اليوم التالي كنت ملتزمة الجمود والبعد. لو طلبتي مني البقاء ذلك المساء لرافقتك في الطريق ولبقيت من اجلك

هي: لا أعتقد أن المسألة تقتضي التوضيح يا عزيزي: أنت بمكان و أنا بمكان واجتمعنا بلحظة. عش اللحظة بدون أسئلة أو تعقيد، كثر التحليل يفقد بريق اللحظات

Triangle fatal

Some people can only survive in couple; some others are destined to go solo:all day and all night, everyday and every night.

He said: I wish I was on your responsabilities list, I said: I wish I was on his...

Go away Cupid, go away. Can't you see I don't know how to handle...

How to

Get rid of her... She's simple and cute, high education, low profile, soft voice, flirty eyes... And he was attractively laid back, witty and always the centre of attraction... I sat there, watching his body language switching fom beeing compeletely all over me, to neutral to slightly attracted to her...

How to... get rid of her...

In the car park

Dear neighbour,

I have the utmost respect for you and your car, and under no circumstances I would want you to run your car dusty or without warming it up. However kindly keep in mind that while it is your right to park your car at my doorstep, I request you to be more considerate when taking any action inside the parking: leaving your car on for long time in a semi-closed area fills my apartment with the poisonous car exhaust chemicals. I’m not trying to be fussy or pick a fight with you. When I asked you to refrain from washing your car in the parking it was because of the fact that the garage is semi closed and there is no proper drainage; still water stays on the floor for days which brings harmful insects and presents a serious slipping hazard. Also leaving your car on and unattended for long period is a serious health threat and against the law.

I just wanted to clear my conscience, fighting with neighbours is not of my habits. Kindly accept those Turkish delights as a token of my goodwill.

God bless,