Her - Sure
Him - Do you cover your head?
Her - What?
Him - Are you Mohajjaba?
Her - Me? No! No way! What made you think that?
Him - No, nothing, just form our discussions; I thought you might be….
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Him - Let me describe you
Her - Go ahead
Him - 156 cm tall, brunette, long black hair, size 36, hazel eyes.
Her - …….
Him - How did I do?
Her - One out of five….
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Her - You wanted to see me, here I am….
(Here comes the picture, white complexion, medium short blond hair, audacious colorful top, full make up, naughty smile with a Cuban cigar in hand)
Her - You wanted to see me, here I am….
(Here comes the picture, white complexion, medium short blond hair, audacious colorful top, full make up, naughty smile with a Cuban cigar in hand)
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Him - Why did you send me the picture?
Her - Honestly, I thought that I was misleading you. I’m completely the opposite of what you think I am…. What did you think when you saw my picture?
Him - I thought you were saying: “Hey you fool don’t think I’m a deep intellectual person, I’m a fluffy airhead Barbie….But I knew that the picture is lying…The real YOU is the one I see in my head…
Him - Why did you send me the picture?
Her - Honestly, I thought that I was misleading you. I’m completely the opposite of what you think I am…. What did you think when you saw my picture?
Him - I thought you were saying: “Hey you fool don’t think I’m a deep intellectual person, I’m a fluffy airhead Barbie….But I knew that the picture is lying…The real YOU is the one I see in my head…
"What did you think when you saw my picture?" That was a dangerous picture. When I say "The real YOU is the one I see in my head." to someone I´m usually wrong. And that hurts. x)
ReplyDeletethat was beautiful... I like the dude.
ReplyDeleteOh... yeah... I meant "that was a dangerous question". Sorry. x_x
ReplyDeleteWell wolfy, our dude was not wrong at all, the girl does have a communication problem. You can only say that to a person when you know them very wel, you know them more than they know themselves and they are willing to listen....
ReplyDelete_z, tanx babe!
id say thats cute.. but.. umm.. cute doesnt feel like the right word :P
ReplyDeleteat the start i thought this was going to be a feminist thing:
"what? ya3ni i can't be blonde and intellectual and... "
yeah im glad it wasnt. i kinda shut off when those discussions start!